user@grizzlymokus: ~
user@grizzlymokus:~$ cat welcome.txt
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     _.,  \__.'  ;@ '.        
   .';  `.  ;   __..-"o      
  ;   ;' ;   ;_/   ._.-'      
  '. }  :   /  `. _i/v\.      
  ;  i',;  (  \_.' .(_)       
 ;  ' /{ \/ '.   .r_.'        
.'\  ;  .'  .''-';_           
; ''-. ;   /     '.`.         
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       \.' '.__.-/   ;        
        'wWw'    "wWw'        
 
STATUS: 404 — Motivation Not Found
 
This page is under construction. So is my life. So is the universe.
The squirrel above has been appointed as the official placeholder.
He is very qualified. He has a bushy tail and zero concerns.
 
Expected completion date: soon™
Actual completion date: eventually™
Probability of completion: maybe
 
In the meantime, here are some links that actually work:
  → poker.grizzlymokus.com (new — planning poker for sprint refinement)
  → bake a cake instead (recommended)
 
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